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Conversation I overheard at work
Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
unamusedsloth:

This dog has a heart of gold.

unamusedsloth:

This dog has a heart of gold.

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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liedia:

my heart says museum but my wallet says re-tail

sixpathsofbased:

Damn was joining the skeleton war really worth it? Maybe i am just a fuckboy

sixpathsofbased:

Damn was joining the skeleton war really worth it? Maybe i am just a fuckboy

kyungsoo on tumblr

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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guiseimnaked:

guiseimnaked:

radbara:

someone make this transparent

Working on it.


There you go friend.

guiseimnaked:

guiseimnaked:

radbara:

someone make this transparent

Working on it.

There you go friend.

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

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